Wrong side of bed

Reading time: < 1 min

*ping*

Awake at 7.48am.

Not sure why.

Last time I saw on the clock was 2 summat…

Long day ahead.

But hey, it’s the weekend and we have few plans. That’s not strictly true, I do have some things I’d like to do but as a married man I have to compromise. Can’t lounge about on the sofa, drinking beer, farting, eating crisps and generally being a slob ALL day…