Quick!

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I need an excuse for why we can’t put the Christmas tree up today.

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Wish I was there

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TONIGHT: UK Webloggers Xmas Party. Hope everyone has fun, I’ll expect pictures, stories and gossip by Monday at the latest…

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Hazy Shade of Morning

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Various snippets from the pub(s) last night, which one isn’t true: “Why do people blog?”“I’m serious, it’s a lesbian beauty contest”“What do you think I’d get for a £10.” – “Probably a slap…”“Man! they fucked this place up” – “Yeah, and the smell of vomit isn’t helping”“Ohh the one that comes in the poofy glass”“No…

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Heartwarming

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I’ll close out the week with a wonderfully written piece that will bring a lump to your throat and leave you feeling all loved up (unless of course you’ve had that emotion surgically removed, hey you are talking to a guy that gets tear-eyed watching Lassie…) londonmark: Y is for You. Have a good weekend…

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Hello Google

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I’ve been thrown out of my own home tonight. Usurped by a group of woman paying homage to the all powerful creator of “The Rabbit®”. Yes, Louise is hosting an Ann Summers party tonight. A room full of women, a table full of nibbles (low fat of course) and cupboard full of booze, not to…

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Bah HUMBUG!

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A song for Lyle: “Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas?” From the 12 oddest Christmas hits ever!

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A reminder

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Buy Nothing Day – November 29th 2003. I’m pretty sure I can do this, as tomorrow will mainly involve sleeping in, then picking up our youngest niece and nephew, and ..er.. (Lyle, look away now) … putting up our Christmas Tree and decorations. And before anyone says anything, I live with a woman whose whole…

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No comment

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Private Eye Cover. Says it all I think.

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As seen in…

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All over the interwebnet this one, but I like this article, and more specifically some of the comments after it (I would stop after the first 20 or so comments as they degenerate into the usual childish flaming): Emancipating Hard Drives. Favourite Comment: “I perceive Los Angeles County as discriminatory. Please remove it from itself.”

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Better Content

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One advantage of not really having much time to write about anything means that I can take great pleasure in pointing you to some choice pieces written by others. For example: I was a prepubescent hooker – A must read if you don’t really ‘get’ rugby.Things that happen in 1000-acre woods – because I got…

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Dear Santa #342

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Starck Time and Weather Station.

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In from the start

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It’s not often you find out (thanks Izb) about a brand new blog (only two posts so far) but as we used to work with her I guess it was insider knowledge… Is it home time yet? – Scottish woman quits job to travel……runs out of cash, and discovers the joy of contracting.

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Can't make it up

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No volunteers for orgasm implant. Insert witty punchline here

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Not worthy

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I’ve neglected you all today and I feel bad. Actually I couldn’t care less as I’ve got a headache and I’m off to bed, but it’s nice to pretend. Suffice to say that “real life” got in the road of my blog again. Ohh and I may have left a few ‘snippy’ comments around, so…

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Quoteworthy

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(via Fembat) ‘The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.’ – Robert Frost Should I mention I’m working at home today?

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