Reading time: < 1 min I need an excuse for why we can’t put the Christmas tree up today.

Wish I was there

Reading time: < 1 min TONIGHT: UK Webloggers Xmas Party. Hope everyone has fun, I’ll expect pictures, stories and gossip by Monday at the latest…

Hazy Shade of Morning

Reading time: < 1 min Various snippets from the pub(s) last night, which one isn’t true: “Why do people blog?”“I’m serious, it’s a lesbian beauty contest”“What do you think I’d get for a ยฃ10.” – “Probably a slap…”“Man! they fucked this place up” – “Yeah, and the smell of vomit isn’t helping”“Ohh the one that comes in the poofy glass”“No […]


Reading time: < 1 min I’ll close out the week with a wonderfully written piece that will bring a lump to your throat and leave you feeling all loved up (unless of course you’ve had that emotion surgically removed, hey you are talking to a guy that gets tear-eyed watching Lassie…) londonmark: Y is for You. Have a good weekend […]

Hello Google

Reading time: < 1 min I’ve been thrown out of my own home tonight. Usurped by a group of woman paying homage to the all powerful creator of “The Rabbit®”. Yes, Louise is hosting an Ann Summers party tonight. A room full of women, a table full of nibbles (low fat of course) and cupboard full of booze, not to […]


Reading time: < 1 min A song for Lyle: “Who Took the Merry Out of Christmas?” From the 12 oddest Christmas hits ever!