How rude

Reading time: < 1 min No internet connection at work today = no external email, no web access and no blogs. So, this evening, I will mostly be catching up and posting comments.

Is this on?

Reading time: < 1 min Home again, home again, jiggety jig… Gosh it’s cold here, hail, snow, wind, rain. What happened to the bright shiny thing in the sky? The blue skies? The 20 degrees in the shade temperatures??!! Glad to see the janitor didn’t let me down (yes I pre-published some posts, the joys of WordPress), and you lot…

Who is Tango?

Reading time: 2 mins I’ve never really had a nickname. My name doesn’t really lend itself to one, and I guess nor does my character. So why Tango? Well, believe it or not, I’m actually a trained ballroom dancer. I took years of lessons and specialised in latin dancing, specifically the tango. There’s something about the passion, almost lust,…

Single Malt

Reading time: 2 mins I own three good bottles of whisky (not whiskey – which is Irish as everyone knows). I don’t drink them. Any more. It’s not my fault though. No no, it’s the fault of one man. Keith Davidson. He is evil (actually he’s a pretty top bloke who I’ve not seen or spoken to in several…

Fat

Reading time: 3 mins I’m fat. There is no denying it. I’m easily four stone over weight (56lbs or ~25.5kgs). It’s something I’m both constantly thinking about and constantly not caring about, all at once. Society deems me to be imperfect. I do not conform. I am a freak. An outcast. Someone to be looked at with a mixture…

Preparation

Reading time: < 1 min Passports and tickets – check Euros (various denominations) – check iPod full of new (and old) music – check Camera batteries charging – check Mobile phone chargers – check Sunglasses and hat – check Half the world’s supply of Tetley teabags – check Books – still deciding Clothes – still washing Holiday mood – still…