Happily Imperfect‎‎ November 2003

Can't make it up

Posted on November 27, 2003

No volunteers for orgasm implant.

Insert witty punchline here

Not worthy

Posted on November 26, 2003

I’ve neglected you all today and I feel bad.

Actually I couldn’t care less as I’ve got a headache and I’m off to bed, but it’s nice to pretend.

Suffice to say that “real life” got in the road of my blog again.

Ohh and I may have left a few ‘snippy’ comments around, so I apologise. I’m just a grumpy bastard.

In fact I even restrained myself far enough to NOT post this – “Will people stop writing things like best.car.in.the.world, or best.song.ever! as it is beginning to piss me off!” – which is probably just as well as I’ve done it in my time and I know that some people find my over (and mistaken) use of ellipsis’s to be far more annoying and far worse a crime …

Anyway, to bed!

Quoteworthy

Posted on November 26, 2003

(via Fembat)

‘The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.’ – Robert Frost

Should I mention I’m working at home today?

Newsworthy

Posted on November 26, 2003

(OK, second attempt to post this, first one disappeared into the ether)

Most of my news, as regular readers will know, comes from the behemoth that is the BBC News website. The only reason I mention this is to confirm that I visit it a lot. OK, agreed?

So you’ll understand that the following item was gathered from there as I happened across it, I wasn’t looking for information of this sort at all… and to be honest I kinda wished I hadn’t read it now..

WARNING! If you have just eaten I would let your stomach settle before reading on…

Invasion of the Bodysnatchers: “His patience was rewarded when a brown worm-like creature emerged from his right nostril and looked around.
‘I swear it had two beady eyes on it. And it came out two or three inches, looked around and then retracted. I thought it was a dream, a vision of some sort.’ “