Thoughts for the day

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(arrived via email from regular commentee “Splinter” (that’s not his real name ya know)) Life is a sexually transmitted condition. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich. Give a person a…

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Wrinkles

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As a very old and very wise man once said: “Problems will only occur if someone else fucks up”. Well I’m not sure if he was particularly wise but he was very VERY old. Anyway, it turns out you can’t rename your Car Tax online if you don’t have an electronic MOT. You also can’t…

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Little.Red.Phone

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Right, that’s the car insurance sorted out. DirectLine were the best of the … ohh 8, 9 places I tried online? The AA were the worst by a good £200. No rhyme nor reason to it, but I gave up trying to figure it out ages ago. Of the places I tried only two asked…

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Guilty

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New Road Tax Rules (via Blue Witch). If you are a driver, you know about this already. I wasn’t going to comment on it but it makes my blood boil and it’s my site and you can’t stop me and… ohh hang on I don’t need to revert to school ground antics, do I? Essentially…

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