I’m cheating on you

I’m sorry, dear reader, truly I am. I feel bad, very bad indeed, guilty even. It’s not you though, it’s me, honestly. You are lovely, it’s just… well I wanted something different…

So I am writing blog posts elsewhere. Blog posts you might be interested in… I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before, but it’s just not that easy to bring up in conversation, you know?

Please don’t judge me, I will write for you again soon.

Ohhh, you want to see what I’ve been writing? Hmmm are you sure? Well, ok, but only because you asked so nicely.