I lay no claim to have created any of this, it was snagged from a round of emails at work. Names withheld to protect the innocent (well to provide anonymity, innocence is the LAST thing these guys and gals can claim!):

A list of sweeties based on religious leaders :

• Lollipope
• Dalai La-marshmallows
• Popal Fruits
• Ayatollipops
• Hubba Budha
• L Ron Hubba Bubba

“Of course, this would easier in America. They don’t have “chocolate” over there – they have Gandhi bars.”

Hey, it gets us through the day.