Faith restored

Reading time: < 1 min Fuck me. Just got off the phone. Seems like I left my wallet on the train. Thankfully someone handed it in so I can pick it up later on. Jesus that’s scary! I wonder if it was that annoying bint who plonked herself down next to me and proceeded to nudge me every 10 seconds…

Alfie?

Reading time: < 1 min What makes a good blog? That is a very good question, and I’m going to attempt an answer. No, not now, later. Once I’ve had time to think about it and you’ve had time, yes YOU dear reader, to give me your thoughts on the topic. Between us I’m sure we can answer this fundamental…

Count

Reading time: < 1 min How many hits does your website get*, on average, do you get a day? And don’t say you don’t know, we all do it ya know! And what service do you use to count them? * amended to stop anymore smart arse answers. Blame Vaughan

Pleasuring my orbital frontal cortex

Reading time: < 1 min Whilst Galaxy chocolate is considered, by some, to be superior to Cadburys (only just mind you), I have to admit that I’d prefer a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut to a Galaxy Fruit & Hazelnut (see what they did there) any day of the week. Alas our vending machine only stocks the inferior Galaxy version. So…

Just browsing

Reading time: < 1 min Finally got around to updating the post for Firefox which is now reaching epic proportions. I think I’ll have to split it up soon and offer it elsewhere on the site. One part as a “Why should I bother?” response, and the other listing the useful extensions I, and others, have stumbled across. For now,…

Early Bird

Reading time: < 1 min Note to self: Sure, the early train is always good to catch but haring along the platform like some deranged mutant doesn’t make a great impression. Neither does sitting for the entire journey trying to recover whilst looking like you’ve spent 30 minutes too long under a sunbed. Great start to the day, you numpty.…