Month May 2004

Reading time: < 1 min I hate Monday mornings. Ohh arse. It’s Tuesday, isn’t it.

Reading time: < 1 min In between showers we got a little more gardening done and cleaned out the garage. Relocated around 20 spiders but couldn’t find where ‘the biggest spider in the world’* disappeared to between trips to the skip. I’m hoping he won’t mug me later on for disposing of his buddies. Also disposed of a dead mouse.…

Reading time: < 1 min Doubt cast on Iraq torture photos. As usual, some people in ‘blogland’ are ahead of the game.

Reading time: < 1 min Any birthday present suggestions for: 1. My sister – age 23 – girl about town.2. My sister-in-law – age TBC – lovably naive.

Reading time: < 1 min Man, it’s hot. Taking a break. Front grass cut. Back grass to go. Some weeding to do. Then a cold shower I think. Worrying about the neighbours though, my white flabby flesh probably isn’t the most attractive thing to see out of your living room window.. but hey, I’ll be nicely lobster red in another…