Thank f… goodness

Reading time: < 1 min Oh, R-o-ob, The Bad Words Won’t Go Away: “The f-adjective is now one of many intensifiers in English, like ‘extremely,’ with a flavor surely pungent but barely sexual” I admit that I, all too readily, use the f-adjective too much (one of my silent New Year resolutions is to swear less often) and people rightly…

Spewgoon?

Reading time: < 1 min I would like to point you over to Yeah, but is it art?. Not for the vomit related story (EVERYONE has a vomit/vehicle related story*) but for the picture of the kitchen. FANTASTIC!! The very cartoon that captured my imagination so many years ago. * Mine was in an outdoor centre minibus, the ‘spewer’ decided…

Funny but not

Reading time: < 1 min A forwarded MP3 (all of 250kb or so) which is quite funny. It’s about Scottish football. A phone-in to a radio programme about Scottish football. It’s funny. Until you really think about it. Then it’s embarassingly sad. But still funny.

Bleuch

Reading time: < 1 min Someone appears to have swapped my head from a balloon full of phlegm. If you have my own head, could you give it back please?

Stolen

Reading time: < 1 min What? It can’t be. It is. But how did that happen? Time waits for no man. Well yes I know that but still.. are you sure about this? Completely. But that means I need to go back to work on Monday! That is correct. Arse. That’s the problem about having a conversation with a calendar.…

Two down

Reading time: < 1 min Books to read, movies to watch, CDs to hear. Don’t ya just love the first couple of days of the year. Lazing around, finishing off leftovers and sweets, indulgence and decadence. Now is when I should start listing resolutions and stuff, right? Wrong. I’ve decided not to make any specific resolutions this year, I only…