Calling all blokes

(Hey, let’s not be sexist about this, Calling all women too)

The time is open us again to proactively participate in a fundamental survey into the social, commercial and philosophical makeup of today’s society.

Yes, it’s time to vote for the FHM 100 Sexiest Women. Ahhh Wooo, and indeed, Hoooo, and not forgetting the Raarrrrrr.

Ohh and please abstain from any ‘men are shallow’ comments. We know we are and are fully comfortable with that fact. I could go as far as to suggest that it’s only women who are uncomfortable with that, but I won’t as that’s just a huge can of worms… which might frighten off some of you ladies… so I might…

Sorry, feeling a bit bleuch and light-headed, can you tell?