Miaow…. thump

Is there a humane way to get a cat to shut up? I mean without using a gun?

It’s 2.45 am and I’m awake because one of the neighbour’s cats is miaowing her horny little head off (and isn’t it weird how it sounds almost human, like a baby crying or something…).

I’ve contemplated throwing something but not sure if my aim is that good. Suggestions? Preferably now of course!

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