She's still missing

Muse-less I wander the dessert, spoon in hand. I have no content to create, only that which to pass on… please bear that in mind as you read on:

Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Fish.

Q. Why can’t engineers tell jokes timing?

Q. A bass drum and a cymbal fall out of a tree.
A. Ba dum dum CHING!

Q. What’s invisible and smells like worms?
A. Bird farts.

Two lions are walking down Oxford Street. One turns to the other and says “Quiet. Isn’t it”.

An ethics question: If you were able to clone yourself, and you took your clone to the top of a building, striped all his/her clothes off and pushed him/her off over the edge…

Would it be?
1. murder
2. suicide
3. just another obscene clone fall.

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