You must be joking

Reading time: < 1 min A challenge, let’s see if we can progress this joke, one line at a time, in the comments boxes (Collaborative joke writing?) We’ll start with Green Hamster’s suggestion: A monkey, a dragon and a rat walk into a bar…

Kung Hei Fatt Choi: 4701

Reading time: < 1 min If you are celebrating it, Happy New Year to you. I hope the Year of the Monkey is full of new experiences and you enjoyed your successes. Celebration of the Chinese New Year Me? Year of the Ox: “Oxen are born leaders, inspiring confidence in everyone they come into contact with. However, they can be…

Shush

Reading time: < 1 min I’m here. At home that is, listening to the clunking, creaking bin lorry reverse into our cul-de-sac. There is a small crack in the ceiling in the corner of the room, my coffee cup sits, steaming, on my desk and I sit here and put off starting a million and one items on my list.…

FYI

Reading time: < 1 min been thinking about you…. This is not me.

Screwed again

Reading time: < 1 min CD settlement forces prices up. OK, strictly speaking CD-WOW were breaking a law (I think, I can’t actually find proof of this anywhere, but I’ve not looked too hard), but considering the ‘threat’ to CD sales (which appear to be rising NOT falling) that the record industry keeps moaning about, you’d think they’d be glad…

Ping

Reading time: < 1 min Articles or news that is currently on my radar:1. Wireless Network Security for the Home (in 6 Easy Steps!)2. PHP/mySQL – I’m looking to setup a ‘membership’ site – see Chicago Bloggers for example – anyone got any suggestions?3. Photography – at lunchtime I’ll be scouring the web for tutorials and the like. I did…