OK, I give up.

Which paper should I read? I’m not a big newspaper guy, the Metro in the morning, and the occasional paper at the weekend, but I regularly hear comments about papers by others.. is this common information? Is it listed somewhere? (Times = Conservative, Guardian = liberal) and if I hardly read a paper is it worth my time finding out?

So, is the Glasgow Herald a safe bet?

BTW – I know I that the Daily Record/Sun/News of the World etc aren’t classed here, I’m talking Independent and Telegraph etc.

UPDATE: Better still, let’s build the perfect newspaper – which sections are best? which columnist? which supplements?