23 reasons to hate Beckham

Number One: If his ‘ultimate sporting hero’ is Michael Jordan, then he has some bloody nerve stealing his number! Doesn’t he realise that shirt numbers are retired in the US when a legend leaves the game?

Number 2 – 23: Because.

Sorry, thoroughly sick of all the hype surrounding a ‘slightly better than average’ football player.

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