Change places?

Reading time: < 1 min The little red boat has gone all Grayblog on us, with short snappy posts. Still funny though. In other news: Can someone please confirm that it is a compliment when people continually walk into you? I’m guessing it’s my svelte* figure that makes this happen and not just that people can’t look where they are…

Swish Cottage: 20 20 quiz

Reading time: < 1 min I entered, and lost. Still I reckon I got 36 points (making me joint 3rd?). Devilishly difficult in places I struggled with 4 tracks but thankfully the wife got Heaven 17 and Boomtown Rats (much to my amazement it must be said), I really should’ve got the Madonna track and for some reason I was…

Dump

Reading time: < 1 min Limbless AssociationMoby Scrabble geekEver the business man, Richard BransonThe Penis Blog(yes it IS what you think)Kyodai Mahjonng, or why I was up until 1:30 a.m. this morning…Galactic Toss Monkeys search engine. Ohh and I loved the story in this mornings Metro about Brad Pitt’s new wax model (for Tussauds) featuring a squishy bum. Seemingly prompted…

She

Reading time: < 1 min I said: “She… blah blah blah”She was standing right next to me.She said: “Who’s ‘she’, the cat’s mother?” Sound familiar? Will it does to me, and a few other people in our office, but others just look at me like I’m mad. Which given the heatstroke we were all suffering might not be far wrong,…

Too hot

Reading time: < 1 min My brain is melting. 26 degrees in the office due to some problems with theair conditioning. Now, is it a bad sign when a project manager says “I have no control”? * * In context it isn’t, as he was referring to a piece of software called“Control”, but it was funny at the time. Honest.…

B-ball

Reading time: < 1 min So the Harlem Globetrotters were entertaining. That’s about it really, I’m glad I went but think the 12 year old sitting next to me got more from it (well from the amount of times he snorted a mouthful of coke out through his nose anyway). Very slick, very professional, and with some pretty good basketballing…