Reading time: < 1 min Disco InfernoIf, like me, you are a naturally talented mover, you won’t need this website, but it may be useful to those of you who are, let’s say, rhythmically challenged… How to Dance Properly (and not a foxtrot in sight!) Company Xmas night flashback: Does anyone else know how to do the hand-jive properly? Or…

Reading time: < 1 min Back to workLots of email.Lots of ‘Happy New Year’ (including some people trying to break your fingers whilst shaking your hand – why DO they do that?)And one gruesome story of an accident involving garden shears and a pinkie. No, not a Pinky, the little finger on your hand. Ahhhh. It’s good to be back.

Reading time: < 1 min Why I’m glad I don’t live in London. Reason 3754.Vaughan points out that the 2003 London International Mime Festival is taking place throughout January. Ohh what fun I’ll miss, mercilessly heckling and berating the mimes… and yes it is only because I don’t have the talent to do what they do. Yeah right.

Reading time: < 1 min Top Ten Conspiracy Theories of 2002

Reading time: < 1 min Award title gaffOK not really. The people in my industry would pick up what this means (Manual as in a Computer Manual or Guide not manual as in ‘by hand’) but the title of the award is almost as bad as some of the contestants!2002 Worst Manual Contest Winners. (Thankfully nothing I’ve written has ended…

Reading time: < 1 min Mind over matterSo if I pretend that I’m not going to have to go back to work tomorrow is there any way I can influence the delicate balance of the world so that I don’t have to try and get up at 7 a.m.? Ohhh and I was kinda joking about the whole ‘Webbys’ award…