Scotland rules
OK, I’m not big on the whole England vs Scotland thing (unless it involves rugby and a historic Grand Slam or two). But this article did make me giggle.
The tragic ineptitude of the English male.

I shouldn’t point out that it should really be titled (I think) The tragic ineptitude of the London male… however the points within still stand. Naturally the same criticism couldn’t be levelled at us Scots, the celtic blood ensures we are a good deal more forward than our English counterparts.