Go to gym – check
Buy new windscreen wipers for car – check
Fit wipers – check
Discover ANOTHER leak under kitchen sink – check
Realise it’s gonna cost money to fix – check
Decide to leave it until later – check
Answer phone, parents coming over – check
Realise I’ve got work to do – check
Resign myself to fate and a 2 a.m. bedtime – check.
How’s your evening?
