It's the way I tell em..

My oldest nephew just phoned.

He’s doing some Maths homework and wanted some help with quadratic equations.

I said the answer to the question he was stuck at was 14.

He said it couldn’t possibly be.

I assured him it was at least 14 years since I last saw a quadratic equation.

BadomKshhhhhh … Eyethankewe …

(Hmmm who do you write that phonetically.. the rimshot.. (hello Google) you know the drum and cymbal combination at the end of a joke?