Reading time: < 1 min The Contract of Common Sense I think Meg may be onto something here.. particularly in light of a recent letter I received from.. eh.. someone to do with our gas meter. The letter stated that they would be sending someone round to ‘review’ our meter and ensure it was functioning correctly. If we could just…

Reading time: < 1 min Dagnammit!It would be a lot easier to contribute to Speakeasy, if I wasn’t spending so much darn time reading Speakeasy.

Reading time: < 1 min MiscellaneousI have nothing to say about this: The Prior-Art-O-Matic.“It’s a series of randomly-generated product ideas! It raises questions about the nature of prior art in patenting issues and is occasionally amusing!” I have a lot to say about this: When is middle age?.“If I had to pick numbers, then I’d probably choose the range from…

Reading time: < 1 min Diet Contest: Week OneHoly crap. I’ve put on a stone in the last 3 months. Now I wasn’t planning on posting my weight here, but I figure that if you’ve read half of the stuff I’ve written here then my weight is about all you DON’T know (I’m also hoping that mass public humiliation will…

Reading time: < 1 min ACHOOOO*Sniff* Walking to work this morning I managed to send three cormorants diving for cover to the murky depths of the Clyde with a particularly loud sneeze.

Reading time: < 1 min How rude of meI’d just like to say thanks to everyone who wished me well this week. The cloud of redundancy has thankfully moved on, and I’m aiming to actually get some sleep this weekend. So if you posted a comment, or emailed me I’d just like to say thanks. It DID help.