Sage old fox

Reading time: 2 mins OK, by now you’ve switched to Firefox. Right? Good. Next up. RSS. OK, I know I’ve been banging on about it for a while here, but I’ve never really gotten into properly. It was always just a little too hard, and too cumbersome for me to be bothered with it. Until now. Until Sage came…

Ho ho.. what?!

Reading time: < 1 min I seen it I did. Right there on the gogglebox. At 7.42am. On Channel Four. It was for Haze air fresheners (why do they call them that, they do anything but.. they fill your rooms with a cloying sickly sweet perfume that catches in the back of your throat). Let me clarify it was for…

Own up

Reading time: < 1 min Right, which one of you was it? You! At the back! Stop twirling! Come on, I won’t be mad. I know it’s “what you do” and everything so don’t be shy, just come forward so we can have a little chat about it… Frances, I know you had fun in the Bahamas but will you…

Cluck

Reading time: < 1 min Well I’ve just been chastised for not mentioning that Louise was away at a hen weekend. So there you go Susan, I’ve mentioned it. Seemingly it was a debauched weekend of spa treatments, shopping, drinking, silver vibrators, and the like. Your typically hen weekend. I’m not sure what else to say about it other than…

Not Wednesday

Reading time: < 1 min Don’t you just hate it when you think that today is tomorrow? No idea why, I’m putting it down to being off Friday and Monday. Autumn has arrived. The trees are turning, the wind carries a chill, and the trains are busier than ever, packed with commuters and students all revelling in the sauna-like atmosphere…

Life is a…

Reading time: < 1 min Ain’t it funny. One minute your thinking like an adolescent teenager, Radiohead blaring from the stereo, the next you remind yourself that you are thirty and “should really know better” and you get off your arse and do something. Namely, one major step closer to finishing the new fireplace. Admittedly I still have to find…