Commentary

Reading time: 3 mins Hanni linked to a post which discusses whether weblogs and standards are ruining the internet, with the entire thing prompted by Heather Champ, the woman’s influence is considerable. I’ve commented about this on the former linked sites but thought I’d expand (clarify) my position here. If you are so inclined I suggest you go and…

She's still missing

Reading time: < 1 min Muse-less I wander the dessert, spoon in hand. I have no content to create, only that which to pass on… please bear that in mind as you read on: Q. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Fish. Q. Why can’t engineers tell jokes timing? Q. A bass drum and a…

Old Dog

Reading time: < 1 min The matchsticks snapped, the caffeine hallucinations haven’t kicked in yet and sitting here with my head soaking, hair dripping, at my desk this is about the best I can come up with. Sorry. You know, sometimes it’s almost like I’ve just started blogging. It’s ridiculous really, you’d think I’d know better than to post about…

Give her back

Reading time: < 1 min Someone has stolen my muse. If you know of her whereabouts, please let me know. In the meantime I’ll be consoling myself with another coffee whilst propping open my eyelids with matchsticks.

*yawns*

Reading time: < 1 min I love getting presents. I love getting late presents too (I’m still waiting on pressies from my wife, although it’s Amazon’s fault). In saying that, presents that arrive at 7.50am on a Saturday morning, aren’t THAT welcome.. initially at least. Particularly when you’ve been out for curry, several beers, and only got to sleep around…

Self Destructing Post

Reading time: < 1 min Back from curry, several pints of beer and pondering how to spend £25 in the iTunes store. In a remarkable show of self-restraint, I’m NOT buying anything at the moment, no, I’m not THAT drunk (hic). No, I’m going to ask your opinion, but don’t rush. You’ve got all weekend to consider. You have £25…