Month November 2004

Reading time: < 1 min MPs call for Blair’s impeachment. Slightly apathetic towards this until I realised that it would mean John “The Boxer” Prescott would be running the country. Long live the king!

Reading time: < 1 min To be sung to a classic four bar blues riff – think “Bad to the Bone” from Terminator 2, each line interspersed with a DA NAH NAH NAAH NA style, chugging guitar: Woke at two thirty,The house was hot,Got up outta bed,So see what’s what, Was the heating busted?Or was it still on?Temperature readingTWENTY ONE!…

Reading time: < 1 min You may, or may not, recall that I found a certain recent advert quite funny (the rest of this post won’t make sense if you haven’t read it). In a moment of perfect timing, I was just laughing my head off about it, sharing the story with some colleagues and wondering why one of them…

Reading time: < 1 min Fuck me. Just got off the phone. Seems like I left my wallet on the train. Thankfully someone handed it in so I can pick it up later on. Jesus that’s scary! I wonder if it was that annoying bint who plonked herself down next to me and proceeded to nudge me every 10 seconds…

Reading time: < 1 min What makes a good blog? That is a very good question, and I’m going to attempt an answer. No, not now, later. Once I’ve had time to think about it and you’ve had time, yes YOU dear reader, to give me your thoughts on the topic. Between us I’m sure we can answer this fundamental…

Reading time: < 1 min How many hits does your website get*, on average, do you get a day? And don’t say you don’t know, we all do it ya know! And what service do you use to count them? * amended to stop anymore smart arse answers. Blame Vaughan