You must be joking

Last Thursday I suggested a collaborative joke, this is the outcome. I’ll let you decide it’s humour value (i.e. if it’s higher than zero…).

A monkey, a dragon and a rat walk into a bar…
The barman looks at the monkey and says…
“I’ve seen plenty of rats in here but I’ve never seen one of those”…
The dragon turns to the rat and says.. “that’s nothing mate, you should see the size of his….
overdraft!”

Hmmm.

Thanks to Green Hamster, Penny Farthing, JH, Simon and Peter (in that order).

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