Questions Answered #3

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In a desperate effort to gain some weird form of validation, I stole an idea for a blog post and begged my readers to ask me a question. And they did. The buggers. Now I have to answer them. Question 3: Lyle cheated and asked two questions (sort of). The second, “The Joy of Clients”…

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Spam

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I don’t pay much attention to Spam, if they make it to my mailbox (which they do at work as they won’t let me use MailWasher.. pah!) I usually just Shift+Delete the buggers. But then I installed Office 2003, and Outlook has a new message notification thingy – it’s quite smart actually – which pops…

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Four Deadly Words

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“Make mine a Guinness” (x9) Ma heid’s loupin the day. Fair blootert so I wiz. Hope I dinnae boak. For the foreigners in our midst I suggest the Scottish Vernacular Dictionary may help decipher. And for those wanting to explore the uniqueness of the Glasgow parlance, may I recommend Wir Ain Leid – Glasgow Scots…

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Uhhh huuhhh I ink ho oo

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Hundreds queue for NHS dentists. Visited the dental hygientist this morning. We ‘went private’ a couple of years ago, mainly because I’d rather pay £15 a month and receive the excellent service we were used to than switch to another NHS dentist and have my teeth hacked to bits by a moron (not that I’m…

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Shame

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So I thought I’d take a quick skim through the other ‘almost’ winners of THAT competition (which I really don’t wanna say any more about as I fear I’ve already upset Gert – still luv ya sweetie!). (“sweetie”? WTF?) I happen across the runner-up: apparently nothing at all, and see there is a Powershot S30…

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Expensive t-shirt

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I’m a bit of a saddo when it comes to things like this but I’ve been hankering over a ‘Blogger’ t-shirt for ages. I finally remembered this and thought I’d order one. $9, plus shipping (which isn’t stated on the site for overseas customers). I got home to an email confirming that it would be…

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Surreal Wednesday

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Via my friend AnnMarie I give you the Boohbah Zone. Altogether now… WTF? (For those who don’t know, it’s a kids show)

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Dreams

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(Can they come true? Is Gabrielle right?)Meant to mention this earlier – what significance does a plane crash have in a dream? Not a huge “flameball hurtling into the ground” style crash, just a “can’t get off the ground very far bump back down to earth” style crash… very odd. If I remember rightly, we…

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Google (NOT Blogger)Google Search: Velma was the only smart one in the whole group. She could’ve gotten so much more accomplished if they didn’t always send her off with that damn pothead and his dog. Seriously.. WTF???

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I’m safeWhilst I remember, for anyone who is worried about the amount of time I spend in front of the computer (yes Mum I mean you), and in particular the recent news about possibly developing DVT whilst sitting at my computer, fear not. My name is Gordon, and I am a fidget. Ain’t no way…

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Spam

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I’ve been receiving some spam recently (not including Pink’s email which did raise a.. smile…). I don’t normally read spam, but every now and then, I open one: ———– %< ----------- From: John [mailto:siygjohn@hotmail.com] Sent: 18 July 2002 13:58 To: Undisclosed Recipients Subject: Recommendation Hello Jennifer, I hope I’ve got your email correctly. OK, from...

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OUCH

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Top referrer: Google Search: free pics of women kicking men in the nuts. Oh deary me. I must be SUCH as disappointment to people who come to site looking for such things. I apologise profusely. I will try harder I promise. (Seriously though – WTF!)

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WTF

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Weenies – good grief.

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