Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line…
- Sainsbury condoms – Making life taste better.
- Tesco condoms – Every little helps.
- Nike condoms – Just do it.
- Peugeot condoms – The ride of your life.
- Galaxy condoms – Why have rubber when you can have silk.
- KFC condoms – Finger licking good.
- Minstrels condoms – Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
- Safeway condoms – Lightening the load.
- Abbey national condoms – Because life is complicated enough.
- Coca Cola condoms – The real thing.
- Ever ready condoms – Keeps going and going.
- Pringles condoms – Once you pop, you can’t stop.
- Burger king condoms – Home of the whopper.
- Goodyear condoms – For a longer ride go wide.
- FCUK condoms – No comment required.
- Muller light condoms – So much pleasure, but where’s the pain.
- Halfords condoms – We go the extra mile.
- Royal mail condoms – I saw this and thought of you.
- Andrex condoms – Soft, strong and very very long.
- Renault condoms – Size really does matter.
- Ronseal condoms – Does exactly what it says on the tin.
- Ronseal quick-drying condoms – Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
- Domestos condoms – Gets right under the rim (puhleease).
- Heineken condoms – reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
- Carlsberg condoms – Probably the best condoms in the world.
A little out of date but raised a smile here (pun intended!).