Fast Food

OK, confession time. I have a go to, super quick meal that I eat about once a month. It’s not the healthiest, but it’s not bad for you*, and it can be ready in a few mins (depending on how long your kettle takes to boil).

Gosh, I feel quite nervous about this, this is one of my darkest held secrets, and I’m about to share it with the world. Please try not to judge me, or at the very least, don’t be nasty about it.

Right, here it goes.

Tuna, Smash, and baked beans (with butter/salt to taste).

It’s perfect if I’ve had a long shitty day and I can’t even be bothered flinging something in the oven, but I know I want something warm and tasty and comforting (which rules out my other occasional dinner substitute, a bowl of cornflakes) then tuna, Smash, and beans is the way to go.

Yes, on the same plate. Yes, as a meal. Don’t mock it unless you’ve tried it, meanies!

And there has been the added bonus in recent years; it’s gotten even quicker to make thanks to Heinz snap pots, 1 minute in the microwave! Perfection.

Now, I can imagine that you are, probably, thinking I’m some kind of crackpot. Based on discussing this with some work colleagues, and the horrified, quizzical looks it brought to their collective faces, I know I’m kinda out on a limb with this one.

BUT, and I’m convinced of this, I know I’m not alone. Well, I might be alone with this particular ‘dish’, but I know damn well that you’ve got some weird concotion hidden away at the back of your mind, ready to be rolled out in times of need.

Do you have a quick go to meal? Is it a bit weird? I’m always looking for more options (how else would I have discovered the lunchtime joy that is a roll with ham, cheese, and banana!) so leave a comment, spill the beans (geddit!), and share your own fast food dish of choice.

* a portion of Smash (100), a tin of tuna (340), and a snap pot of beans (160) = 600 kcal


  1. lyled4d said:

    My main “comfort go-to” is still Bernard Matthew’s Mini Kievs. Absolutely 80s-tastic, but sometimes they’re just perfect, in much the same way as your one is.

    I have no shame about them either. They’re an occasional thing, but there’s always a bag of them in the freezer for Those Days. (And now I’m bloody hungry and craving Kievs, Damn you)

    March 23, 2017
  2. Gordon said:

    Ohhhh yeah I’ve a few frozen things, but they take way more a couple of mins to cook!!

    March 24, 2017
  3. lyled4d said:

    True, but I can stick ’em in and do something else for 20 mins. I’m never *that* urgently in need of food 🙂

    March 24, 2017
  4. Lou said:

    Haggis, smash, steamed veg and…… ketchup! delish, More calories than yours but way tastier and just as quick!

    March 24, 2017

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