I do not fit

I like minimalism.

When I see homily clutter I like it.

I like rock music with big heavy guitars.

When I hear quiet melodies over plucked strings, I’m entranced.

I prefer curvy, buxom women.

When I see a petite girl something stirs in me.

I like order.

I’m happiest in the midst of chaos.

I am tidy and orderily.

When I see litter or mess, part of me is taken with it.

I am punctual.

When others are late I envy their abandon.

I like things to match.

When I see clashes of colour, I revel in the impact.

I see beauty where it is obvious.

When I discover hidden beauty my heart explodes.

I do not fit.

Or perhaps the box is just the wrong size?


  1. Lyle said:

    Nope, just full of the standard human contradictions that make us all so much more fun.

    Gestält personalities, and all that jazz.

    February 7, 2009
  2. Hg said:

    You claim to know what you (are) like.

    You are clearly mistaken.

    February 7, 2009
  3. Mike said:

    You do fit…I agree with most of your stuff! Nice post.

    February 8, 2009
  4. K said:

    What Lyle said… just sounds human to me!

    February 8, 2009
  5. mum said:

    I think liking opposing things makes you a well balanced person. Don’t worry, it’s the Libra in you.

    February 8, 2009
  6. Gordon said:

    I’ll leave you all to ponder why you took somewhat negative stances from this.

    I’m quite happy that I don’t fit!!

    February 8, 2009
  7. Ian's Mum said:

    Oh great it’s because I’m Libra, I thought I was just uncertain about everything. thanks Gordon’s mum.

    February 8, 2009
  8. bigrab said:

    This is superb. I am going to reproduce this with a link to you if you don’t mind.

    February 12, 2009

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