Work is crazy busy at the moment, and general life stuff is much the same. I’m still “here” but don’t expect much from me until next week.

Although I do want to ask why the radio advert for the latest “over water” ride at Alton Towers (or wherever it is), closes with the line “Hold your breath”.

You just said it’s “over water”. Why do I need to hold my breath?

Right, need to go. There is plenty more nonsense to read if you scroll down…