Howling wind – check
Driving rain – check

thinks: How does rain drive? Surely it’s “driven rain” ?

Just about chilly enough to have the heating on – check

thinks: what the chuff is this? it’s August, not the arse end of September!

Kettle full – check
Two books to read – check
Footie on telly later – check

thinks: have stuff to do, a PC to setup, photos to choose, photos to frame

thinks: what is it about the weather OUTSIDE that affects what I do INSIDE?

thinks: it is Affect, not Effect, right? Yeah, I’m pretty sure…

Can’t be arsed sitting at the PC any longer – chec…