Well it seems like my mate William has finally decided to do the decent thing and marry his lovely lady Fran. It was all done on the quiet so the first I heard was when he phoned me from Dundee this evening and asked if I’d heard the news.

We’re both so happy for you guys, and we’re REALLY looking forward to the reception!

Mind you, there are more important matters to be dealt with first, when’s the stag night!