A certain special lady has a birthday soon, for once I’m stumped for ideas above the usual books, DVDs and smelly stuff. So, dear reader, over to you.

You’ve got all weekend, and the best suggestion may just win a prize. It’ll have to be really good though.

Some guidelines.

1. Stick around the £50 mark – less is better!
2. She has clothes and perfume and jewellery – she doesn’t need any more.
3. She likes nothing better than curling up on the sofa – so no bungie jump vouchers.

There you go then, something to ponder over the weekend. Have a good one.