I’m not sure what to say. Speechless.
UPDATE: OK OK, the above mentioned report is tongue-in-cheek but this is the best I can do today. I’m trying to juggle 4 projects at the moment and it’s all I can do to stop myself screaming out loud and running round the street with only a saucepan on my head.
Note to self: Why did you even POST this rubbish? Get a grip!