Ohhh joy. One of the houses across the road from us is getting their driveway mono-blocked. Cue large lorry reversing into the cul-de-sac at 6.45 this morning.

Cue Gordon having a word with the driver at 7.15 asking him what the feck he thinks he’s doing.

Cue grumpy Gordon for rest of day. Grrrrrr.