Having had time to think about it, I now have a one-line description of Troy: It’s exactly what you’d expect.

In fact I agree with most of these press reviews: The L.A. Times sums it up perfectly for me. It’s almost the sum of it’s parts.

I leave the final word on this movie to the Chicago Sun Times:

“Homer’s estate should sue.”

I think that sums up the entire project on ohhh so many levels.