Well I thought I’d do a little research into this. Starting with Brian’s suggestion of “A quarter of..” I got no further. It was all I could do to stop myself ordering half the site!!!

And Texan’s… wow. Yum.

Ohh and to answer two questions:
1. Yes I’m supposed to be on a diet (‘Supposed’ being the operative word).
2. Chelsea Whoppers are a sort of chocolatey fudge bar coated in cocoa powder. They look like this: