Some wisdom from children:
When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?’ Don’t
Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.
Michael, age 14
Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.
Emily, age 10
When your Mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your
Taylia, age 11
A puppy always has bad breath even after eating a Tic Tac.
Andrew, age 9
Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
Kyoyo, age 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
Naomi, age 15
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat.
Joel, age 10
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mom when
she’s on the phone.
Alyesha, age 13
Never try to baptize a cat.
Eileen, age 8
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
Patrick, age 10