Vaughan has stolen my thunder. I was going to do something for the 12 days of Christmas.

I could be childish and point out that the 12 days of Christmas start on Christmas Day but as I don’t actually have anything planned for then either … well I’ll just keep quiet.

Ohh and the first two have been v.funny, so I suggest you get over there and read them.

Ohh and they found that Saddam bloke.