Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace… the article read:

“The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started.”

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished… and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of white wine, a bottle of Vodka , my Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large reefer and some cheese. You have no idea how bloody good I feel…

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

(thanks for this Sal, made me giggle!)

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