One slightly tattered and misused ‘will to live’. It has a distinctly yellow hue, and when prodded with a stick issues forth with a tirade of swearing that would make even the most extreme Tourettes sufferer jealous.

If you would like it returned, I can arrange for it to be sent down an ADSL line, or entrust it to Royal Mail.
Any Takers?

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Long time blogger, Father of Jack, geek of many things, random photographer and writer of nonsense.

Doing my best to find a balance.

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