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Think I got too much sun yesterday, or maybe it was the running around playing football in 31C temperatures… either way I’m off for a cool shower and a lie down. These can tide you over:

Penis is a competitive beast – to be filed under, too much information.

Airdrie United gets strip club sponsor – if you’ve ever been to Airdrie or, better still, seen them play football, you’ll appreciate how funny this is (especially the first sentence of the quote).

Make your own underwear – ohh just because, alright?

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bookmark_borderTakeshi

Working at home has it’s advantages. Aside from the obvious weather ones, it allowed me to catch Takeshi’s Castle today. Japanese game show akin to It’s a knockout, except as it is Japanese it is twice as dangerous and there is no real way of winning….

It’s one of those silly programs that you see trailers for and think that you’ll never watch, but having caught it today and yesterday I’m already addicted!

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I don’t often post this kind of thing but this one deserved it (passed on by a workmate). Not sure how I missed this the first time around though, is this old news to everyone else?

A Letter to Dr.Laura..

More about Dr Laura here (against) and here (for, obviously).

P.S. Ain’t the weather lovely!

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Thunderstorms last night. Blue skies this morning.

Has the heatwave arrived?

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bookmark_borderACME

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Busy at work? Super speed vitamins will help you get through that inbox in no time!

Trick Balls, errr… no I’m not touching this one…

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Now, hands up everyone who knows what ACME stands for…