Dear Reader

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(Not all of this may apply to you)

1. I realise that, as a smoker, your morning fag is all part of your routine. However YOUR morning fag isn’t part of MY routine so kindly stop blowing it in my direction, or at the very least don’t give me a dirty look when I cough and walk further up the platform.

2. Every morning my main focus is to get into work. I’m not in a particular hurry but I would like to get there in reasonable time. So when you and your four friends decide to walk four abreast along the pavement, could you let me know in advance? Ohh and comments like “ohh someone’s in a hurry” do not go down well when I’ve just taken my life in my own hands and scooted round you onto the road.

3. Why do you need to give the revolving door, at the entrance to our building, that little extra push when you are leaving? Don’t deny it, I SAW YOU DO IT!

4. Ohh and should I stop posting a bunch of links like I did yesterday and just post them one by one. Is it easier for you that way? (Cos, I thought someone would’ve commented on the cold soup recipe at least…)