Mystery solved. “Donalda Bint” was in my English class at school, and I’ll leave her anonymity on this site up to her.

Was nice to hear from her, and I was instantly transported back to Miss Scott’s class, discussing To Sir With Love, and wondering why Miss Scott was single. Ahhh Miss Scott, why did you marry Mr.McClusky the geography teacher when you could’ve ended up with me. Such are the fantasies of a teenager with raging hormones.