Nigella changes tack

Nigella Lawson is abandoning her cooking career because she is fed up with being known as “a domestic goddess”.
I’m all for Ms.Lawson wanting to change the direction of her career. She is a successful woman and is entitled to do what she likes.

I just have one teensy-weensy little condition. Can she please make a few short TV appearances from time to time… nothing much, she just needs to come on and lick a chocolate covered spoon clean*. It’s not much to ask, is it?

* Doesn’t have to be chocolate, can be honey, syrup, or anything else. You see it’s the way that she… ohhh never mind…