The little red boat has gone all Grayblog on us, with short snappy posts. Still funny though.
In other news: Can someone please confirm that it is a compliment when people continually walk into you? I’m guessing it’s my svelte* figure that makes this happen and not just that people can’t look where they are going. Ohh and can we introduce a rule that states that children who are on holiday should stay away from the shops at lunchtime. This goes for that old women who was berating the poor lass in HMV to the point of turning round and trying to involve everyone in the vicinity with a loud “Ohh here we go!”.
* That’s svelte as in 6′ and 16 stone.