Mike has some guests this week, one of which is Anna who has been persuaded from her little red boat onto dry land.

She recently posted about roses and spoons.

For some reason we used “Spoon!” as an insult when we were at school. Wish I could remember why…

Anyway, her list is funny in a “mouthful of coffee spat out all over keyboard whilst work colleagues look at you like some deranged idiot who is giggling his head off” kinda way. You have been warned.