Spam
Best spam of the day:
Title: Hydraulic remotes on a keychain
“New types of wireless remote control systems designed for the wireless operation of ac and dc hydraulic power units, hydraulic winches, dump trailers, dump trucks, lift gates, boat lifts, electric winches, and more. The wireless remote uses a small key chain transmitter to operate a hydraulic power unit from over 200 ft. These systems will work on most Monarch Hydraulics, Fenner Stone, Parker, Delta Power power units etc…”

Question is, why the hell did I get this?

And no, I can’t get to sleep…