How to find me

OK last post for tonight, some search referrers:

I appear 3rd on Google if you search for “naked chicks with no payment needed” .

159th if you search on Yahoo for “Lynda Bellingham” – the question now being, did that person click on ALL 159 links?

I, again, appear 3rd on Google for the search of “Scruples Dumbarton“, where I will be dining on Friday night. Very spooky (as Mother would say).

And I’m not even gonna bother with the rather repetitive “Kylie’s bum pics” or “Women kicking men in the nuts” searches, surely they’ve realised by now that they ain’t gonna find either here… ehhh except the first one of course.